This is a preliminary caution to anyone who may receive presents from me this year - I cannot wrap gifts. I was raised in the Boy Scouts to tie knots, set broken bones, and build fires. I've worked in retail, making pretty packages, I've worked in the mail services, the shipping business, and the package delivery business, yet NO amount of training will EVER enable me to prepare a presentable gift-wrapped present. I can clean a duck and gut a deer. I can roof a house, put up drywall, plaster, wallpaper, paint and build a room with 2X4s. But folding and creasing colorful paper on small boxes is rocket brain surgery science to me. So I apologize forthwith.
That said I resolve this year to stop wasting time, since where the hell did it all go?
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Writer - producer - artist - David Krough Music: The Old States, The Low Arts - Mr. Howl - The Hazmats - The Lords of Borthwick
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On Facebook as 'David Von Kroug'
In addition to working as a writer and digital news producer, I've been playing music with garage rockers The Old States, Mr. Howl, the Low Arts and recently contributed to an upcoming album of childrens songs.
My wife and I have renovated and restored two early-1900s homes in Portland, Oregon.
In addition to working as a writer and digital news producer, I've been playing music with garage rockers The Old States, Mr. Howl, the Low Arts and recently contributed to an upcoming album of childrens songs.
My wife and I have renovated and restored two early-1900s homes in Portland, Oregon.
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